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Satirical 12 Days of Christmas for Realtors

Posted by Jeff Knox on Monday, November 30th, 2015 at 12:53pm.

satirical 12 days of Christmas for Realtors


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on the first day of christmasOn the First Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the first day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

on the second day of christmasOn the Second Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the second day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

on the third day of christmasOn the Third Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the third day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

on the fourth day of christmasOn the Fourth Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me four buyers of homes who cannot get loans, three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

   

on the fifth day of christmasOn the Fifth Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me five showing service fees, four buyers of homes who cannot get loans, three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

 

on the sixth day of christmasOn the Sixth Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me six days to a sell short sale headed to foreclosure hell, five showing service fees ... four buyers of homes who cannot get loans, three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

 

on the seventh day of christmasOn the Seventh Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me seven cheap "best agent" trophies, six days to sell a short sale headed to foreclosure hell, five showing service fees .... four buyers of homes who cannot get loans, three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

   

on the eighth day of christmasOn the Eighth Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me eight property management "needs," seven cheap "best agent" trophies, six days to sell a short sale headed to foreclosure hell, five showing service fees ... four buyers of homes who cannot get loans, three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

   
     
     

on the ninth day of christmasOn the Ninth Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me nine listings with titles clouded with liens on the properties, eight property management "needs," seven cheap "best agent" trophies, six days to sell a short sale headed to foreclosure hell, five showing service fees ... four buyers of homes who cannot get loans, three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

 
     
     

on the tenth day of christmasOn the Tenth Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me ten grumpy inspectors causing buyer defectors, nine listings where the titles are clouded with liens on the properties, eight property management "needs," seven cheap "best agent" trophies, six days to sell a short sale headed to foreclosure hell, five showing service fees ... four buyers of homes who cannot get loans, three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

     
     
     

on the eleventh day of christmasOn the Eleventh Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me eleven invitations to hand out to an office birthday party for the newly recruited top agent named "Marty," ten grumpy inspectors causing buyer defectors, nine listings where the titles are clouded with liens on the properties, eight property management "needs," seven cheap "best agent" trophies, six days to sell a short sale headed to foreclosure hell, five showing service fees ... four buyers of homes who cannot get loans, three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

 
     
     
     

*** Pause Music and Please note - Marty is coming from a rival firm and your Broker is treating him like a god since he has generously decided to grace your brokerage firm with his mere presence.

on the twelfth day of christmasOn the Twelfth Day of Christmas My Broker Gave to Me...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Broker gave to me twelve tire-kicking time-wasting clients who are lying and ain't buying, eleven invitations to hand out to an office birthday party for the newly recruited top agent named "Marty," ten grumpy inspectors causing buyer defectors, nine listings with the titles clouded by all sorts of liens, eight property management "needs," seven cheap "best agent" trophies, six days to sell a short sale headed to foreclosure hell, five showing service fees ... four buyers of homes who cannot get loans, three contracts with contingencies, two new agents to train and a client who insists on making ridiculous offers like properties should be free.

     
     
     

 

Admit it, you did sing along!  And, yes, this agent needs to change Brokers!

I'd like to give a special end of the year thank you to new friends made this year in the real estate community.  Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Andrew Fortune - www.GreatColoradoHomes.com Ryan Fitzgerald - www.raleighrealtyhomes.com Bill Gassett - www.maxrealestateexposure.com
Debbie Drummond - www.thelasvegasluxuryhomepro.com Lynn Pineda - www.imagineyourhouse.com Luke Skar - www.madisonmortgageguys.com
Tyler Zey - www.easyagentpro.com Paul Sian - cincinkyrealestate.com Anita Clark - sellingwarnerrobins.com
Angela Duong - www.madhomesutah.com The Hunter Group - www.thehuntergroupre.com Kyle Hiscock - www.rochesterrealestateblog.com
Wendy Weir -  www.wendyweirrelocation.com Karen Highland - frederickrealestateonline.com Xavier De Buck - https://plus.google.com/+XavierDeBuck
Ferris Property Group - http://www.ferrispropertygroup.com Teresa Cowart - http://www.teresacowartteam.com/  


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jeff knox dallas realtorJeff Knox is the Broker Owner of Knox & Associates Real Estate and his team of Dallas Realtors assists both buyers & sellers with homes for sale in Dallas, Frisco, Plano, Southlake, Highland Park, McKinney, Prosper, University Park, Colleyville, Dallas Condos, Grapevine, Coppell, Lantana, Allen, Flower Mound, Keller, SMU area, M Streets, Lake Highlands, Bluffview, Lakewood, White Rock Lake, Westlake, Wylie and all DFW real estate areas. Call us at 972-342-0000 for additional information on any of the areas mentioned above.


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3 Responses to "Satirical 12 Days of Christmas for Realtors"

Jim Casey wrote: Really Good! So true don't know whether to laugh or cry

Posted on Thursday, December 3rd, 2015 at 5:07pm.

Jeff Knox wrote: Jim, thank you. Unfortunately, the funniest things are the ones that really ring true! Happy Holidays!

Posted on Thursday, December 3rd, 2015 at 5:13pm.

Frank wrote: A big LOL. Yes, I did sing along the first sentence. I like the 12 tire-kickers the most.

Posted on Wednesday, June 14th, 2017 at 10:18am.

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